A Kelce Masters Championship Dinner To Remember

TL;DR

The Kelce brothers react to Rory McIlroy's Masters champions dinner menu and design their own hilariously nostalgic version featuring family favorites.

Key Points

• 1.Rory McIlroy's champions dinner menu earned mixed reviews. It included peach ricotta flatbread, bacon-wrapped dates, grilled elk sliders, yellow tuna gazpacho, seared salmon, and sticky toffee pudding — the hosts loved some items but balked at elk and caramelized onion jam.
• 2.Bubba Watson's 2013 menu was roasted for its simplicity. His dinner featured grilled chicken breast, green beans, mashed potatoes, mac and cheese, Caesar salad, and confetti cake — prompting disbelief that a Masters champion chose so plainly with unlimited resources.
• 3.Jason Kelce pitched a beans-and-weenies sabotage strategy. He argued his gut bacteria, hardened by years of Bush's beans and Oscar Meyer, could weaponize the dish against international golfers like Rory McIlroy who wouldn't survive it.
• 4.The brothers' ideal champions dinner blended nostalgia and Southern comfort food. Their menu included Mama Kelsey's dinner rolls, smash burgers, salty fried chicken, mac and cheese, key lime pie in honor of Ed Kelsey, and a Dairy Queen ice cream cake.