The Craziest Ballpark Foods Announced By MLB Teams

TL;DR

Jason and Travis Kelce react to and debate the wildest new MLB ballpark food items for the 2024 season.

Key Points

• 1.The Arizona Diamondbacks' ice cream sandwich is the most universally desired item. It features a nutter butter, peanut butter, whipped cream, Cracker Jack, and Kit Kat combination that prompted Travis to say he'd attend a game solely to try it.
• 2.The Yankees' mini dessert chicken bucket is the most divisive item. Shaped like a fried chicken drumstick with a chocolate-covered cookie bone center, white chocolate coating, and candied cornflakes, both brothers rejected it — Jason demanding they explain why chicken is even a Yankees theme.
• 3.The Red Sox's lobster poutine at Fenway is a polarizing summer offering. Crispy fries, lobster meat, clam chowder, and bacon served in a custom lobster boat drew concern over food safety — Jason questioning the integrity of hot chowder on a 95-degree game day.
• 4.The Texas Rangers' wearable nacho rally sombrero is called simultaneously brilliant and absurd. Filled with chips, cheese, lettuce, jalapeños, and guacamole, Jason noted the wearer ironically eats the least while neighbors benefit most, and suggested a smaller helmet-sized version would be far more practical.
• 5.The Philadelphia Phillies' Schwar Bomb sundae earned the most enthusiastic approval. A mini helmet filled with soft serve, funnel cake fried strawberry, an uncrustable, fresh strawberry sauce, and Fruity Pebbles — Travis declared he'd report back, with the fried uncrustable component generating the biggest excitement.