Mark Normand: "I peed on more women than R. Kelly." I CLUB SHAY SHAY

TL;DR

Comedian Mark Normand shares embarrassing personal stories about childhood bedwetting, drunken accidents, and how his wife left a date to DM him.

Key Points

• 1.Mark wet the bed until age 14. He attributed it to childhood trauma, and it stopped when his family moved houses.
• 2.He accidentally urinated on women during college one-night stands. His strategy was to blame the woman, then buy flowers or pay for dry cleaning afterward.
• 3.He dated a high school sweetheart for 10–11 years before moving to New York for comedy. His obsession with the late-night comedy lifestyle killed the relationship.
• 4.His wife DM'd him after a show — while on a date with another man. She blew off her date an hour after Mark's set and asked him for drinks.
• 5.Being under six feet made dating harder. On Tinder, Mark would respond to height filters by saying he was 'growing as a person,' relying on humor to compensate.