Iran Got Frame Mogged & Clintons Giggle At Epstein Files | #694

TL;DR

The hosts react to Clinton's Epstein deposition footage and riff on looks-maxing, AI rabbis, and war propaganda.

Key Points

• 1.Bill Clinton was caught on camera smiling and licking his fingers while reviewing Epstein photos during a deposition, prompting jokes about him "reminiscing."
• 2.Clinton was asked under oath if he'd ever lied under oath and said no — the hosts noted the irony given his impeachment for lying about Monica Lewinsky.
• 3.Hillary Clinton was reportedly called "more attractive in person" by the lawyer during her deposition, with many saying she was oddly likable — hosts compared it to George Bush's post-presidency image rehab.
• 4.The hosts discussed the "Clinton body count" conspiracy, referencing Norm MacDonald's viral View appearance where he called Hillary a murderer on live TV.
• 5.DNC staffer Seth Rich was mentioned as a key Clinton conspiracy theory figure — allegedly murdered before testifying about DNC leaks to WikiLeaks, family called it a botched robbery.
• 6.A Russian oligarch connected to Epstein files was found dead with a gunshot wound in a Moscow luxury complex, his daughter publicly blamed Putin.
• 7.The hosts discussed how war propaganda makes it impossible to trust information, especially with AI-generated footage indistinguishable from real combat video.
• 8.AI-generated rabbis dropping "Jewish financial secrets" went viral — Schultz admitted he thought the robot rabbi was giving real advice before being told it was fake.
• 9.The fake rabbi's advice: instead of buying Gucci, buy buildings; instead of eating at restaurants, own them — hosts mocked it as obvious but people were genuinely inspired in the comments.
• 10.Clavicular (a "looks-maxer" streamer) roasted Piers Morgan on his own show by suggesting Morgan should have asked how to "ascend" so his wife wouldn't cheat on him.
• 11.Al was exposed for standing on a ledge at a club to appear taller to a tall woman, which the hosts called "frame mogging before it had a name."
• 12.A viral video showed a looks-maxing tip about setting up "vantage points" in your home — strategic elevated surfaces to maintain the illusion of height after wearing lifts on a date.
• 13.The hosts debated whether looks-maxing is just what everyone already does but with honesty, comparing the culture to Zoolander — deliberately absurd but self-aware.