Kevin Hart: Golf, Girlhood, & Getting Roasted

TL;DR

Kevin Hart reveals his seven-month golf obsession, plays girlhood trivia, and previews his upcoming Netflix roast with rapid-fire celebrity jokes.

Key Points

• 1.Kevin Hart became obsessed with golf exactly seven months ago. It started hitting biodegradable balls off a boat with Ludacris, then joining friends on a Mexico golf trip where his competitive nature kicked in after playing badly.
• 2.He has a standing bet with friends to beat them all at golf within one year. The rematch is in five months at the same course, with odds set — he refuses to reveal his handicap to protect his competitive edge.
• 3.Hart plans to document his progression toward playing in a real tournament within 18 months. He's even eyeing the 50-and-up senior circuit, saying he might be 'in the Masters' by the time he turns 50.
• 4.His wife Eniko serves as his caddy but asks hilariously innocent questions mid-round. She asks things like 'why does yours keep going to the side?' and 'how come you're not hitting it like that?' which drives him crazy.
• 5.The girlhood quiz had Hart calling a beauty blender 'a rose' and a tampon applicator 'a vagina plug.' He correctly identified nipple covers ('Wonder Woman stickies'), a vibrator, and an eyelash curler ('the get my eyes together thing').
• 6.Hart owns more than 50 cars, mostly two-seaters, and names his custom builds. Cars include 'Bane,' 'Dark Knight,' 'Bad News,' 'Mint Condition,' and his Bronco named 'Birdie' — which has a birdie vanity plate to manifest golf success.
• 7.In the Confess or Text game, Hart called Dwayne Johnson 'the most overrated person in the industry' immediately. He also voice-noted Chelsea Handler asking for a 'variety pack of drugs' for a fake rager, and pitched Jack Black a demonic children's choir movie — Black responded 'let me read the script.'
• 8.Hart is confirmed as the latest subject of a Netflix roast and says he is 'not even close to scared.' He wants 'blood' and hard-hitting comedy, noting his roots are in snapping and jonesing, and plans to go last so he can respond to everyone.
• 9.His rapid-fire celebrity roasts included calling Nick Cannon a 'sperm diffuser' with a directional code for genders. He also said Timothée Chalamet has 'the body of a German woman,' MGK is 'the product of a wrong tattoo choice,' and Bruno Mars 'was born in the wrong time.'
• 10.Hart got emotional discussing his two oldest kids growing up — his daughter is 21 and his son committed to run track at University of Tennessee. He said watching them become adults is 'bigger and better than any accomplishment in my career' and admitted he hasn't fully processed them leaving home.